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MAMAKIND…
If you have any burning questions regarding pleasures of the flesh, mind and spirit (and where the three shall meet), Mamakind'll do her darnedest to clear the smoke for you, even if it requires a deep and personal investigation. Oh yes, people, this BongSlut cares to ease your cannabis/coital and psychedelic/sexual concerns that much. Just click on the button below and submit your question!

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First off, just reading your few words in every issue gets me off. Keep up the good work. My question is this: if my wife and I get to skronkin’ in the ole herb patch, is it possible that the plants might react to the sexual atmosphere created and therefore, stimulate them into a bud frenzy? Of course, the sexual energy will have to be extremely high. Well if you know any info about this, please let me know—or, if you’re willing to try this out yourself…?

ogman

Why—you offering? Without getting too hippy dippy, quantum mechanical, or stepping on the Rev’s toes; I do believe that flooding your plants with as much positive energy as possible can’t be a bad thing (unless you knock over shit while you’re doing it). Whether it’s because the hormones you get flowing somehow stimulate similar hormones in your plants (e.g. phyto-estrogen); they bask in the light of your shining kundalini as you hump open those chakras; or because you’re in such a happy, de-stressed mood afterwards that you pay just a little more attention to your babies—sex & pot are always a winning combo in my nasty lil’ black book.

PS – Not enough people use the term “skronkin.” Good on ya’, ogman!
PPS – Not enough people use the term “good on ya’” anymore. I do, `cuz I’m the bees’ knees.

 
 
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