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MILF Rev’s Rave: Monster Mass

MILF Rev’s Rave: Monster Mass

Monster Mass

Howdy Skunkers! I’m The Rev, bringing you today’s MILF. Marijuana I’d Love to Find. The Monster Mass appeared in hardcopy SKUNK Magazine early in 2017. I wanted to share this one with you all here, digitally, to Blast-From-The-Past a true MILF baybee.

I love the way this plant looks. The Monster Mass’ floral morphology reminds me of some olden good indica stuffs. My old online friend, Justin Kibbie, is the grower, smoker, and narrator for this MILF. By the looks of her, she is that kind of indica I love to have in my nightstand. Myself, I love this kind of smoke mostly late-night, or like before dinnertime. I never got to try this one, so she’s truly an MILF for moi.

Okay then, let’s let my man Justin take it away…

The Fast Deets for Monster Mass

VARIETY NAME: Monster Mass

AVAILABILITY: Unknown

BREEDER/ORIGIN: Critical Mass Collectives

SIZE: Stretches 1.5x

WEIGHT/YIELD: Really Big

FLOWERING TIME: 63-70 Days

SATIVA/INDICA RATIO: 20/80 Sativa/Indica

LINEAGE: – Critical Mass Hybrid

FLAVORS/SMELLS: Fuel, Skunk/Cheese, Fruity Undertones

BAG APPEAL: High; Dark and Dense from Indoors

ONSET TIME: Immediately

LENGTH OF EFFECTS: Couple of Hours

MEDICAL PROPERTIES: Daily, night-time medicine. Helps with my anxiety. The immediate high is overwhelming, but then calming. At night Monster Mass rules for relaxation.

Monster Mass Growing Information

GROWER: Justin Kibbie

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I got the Monster Mass as a tester from the breeder. It’s very typical Critical Mass, if you are familiar, but it’s super tight internode, and responds well to training. Darker plant indoors, with hairy, smelly buds in flower.  Outdoors, it colors up nicely. I’ve yet to smoke the outdoor version. Still super tight nodes. And VERY obviously indica dominant.

I’ve been growing Monster Mass for almost a full year, it’s my primary medicine. It was grown in amended soil with AACT (actively aerated compost tea). Some top dressings, and some microbial products.  Topped multiple times for 4­8 colas, then most of the lower foliage was removed. Average 4 oz per plant, indoors. 4­5 per light. Good yield. Good daily (night time) meds.

Smoking Monster Mass with Justin

I smoke Monster Mass at night. Always ready to do nothing; watch TV, relax. It helps with my anxiety, and could CERTAINLY be a pain reliever. Light weight smokers could get pretty lit. Experienced smokers should plan not to have to function well; or much.

Afterword with Rev

I love these indica dominants, like the Monster Mass. For times when competence is not required, LoL. Great for just hanging out, sleeping, and eating; a lot. Like I said above, just before dinner I love these old school indica varieties. Makes dinner especially delectable! Very easy to get to sleep afterwards. What’s not to love? I normally crash soon after dinnertime. However, I also wake up at like 4:00 AM. Yikes!

For some great cannabis seeds, go check out KOS – I recommend trying out the Chunky Cherry Thai! I am growing this one now and she is looking mean. Also, here’s another MILF by yours truly here at SKUNK to look at if ya wanna: Little Green Men.

I hope you all are hanging in there during these weird times—rough AF for many—my heart goes out. As a writer and a grower/breeder, my personal contact with the world is limited anyways, heh heh. So, the transition was not too difficult for me. On the upside, cannabis might get legalized, federally, with Biden in office. Let’s all look forward to a better 2021 baybee! Cheers 🍺

L8r G8rs,

  • REvski 😊

 

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