Howdy Skunkers, and welcome. MILF stands for Marijuana I’d Love to Find. The Pineapple PSI is certainly a rare and exotic “bird” here, to be sure. She’s a hard one to find, but not impossible. My friend that made this hybrid, Keith, is a hard-core connoisseur of cannabis, and he has a great “eye” for plants that he keeps as breeder clones.
The Pineapple PSI checks most of the boxes when it comes to universal appeal. A heavily indica leaning, instantly hard slamming, highly potent, and tasty variety. Her yields are not large, but they are fine. Especially considering what a queen of ass kicking she is. If you had happened to be wandering through, or nearby Salem, Oregon, and you got to try this one… You wouldn’t forget it. A true stand-out smoke.
I had thought for sure that I had done this MILF here before. Apparently, I was mistaken. And I definitely want this baybee in the digital records of the interweb. Heh heh. The Pineapple PSI is a worthy MILF to be sure. Let’s rock and/or roll amigos…
The Fast Deets
VARIETY NAME: Pineapple PSI
AVAILABILITY: Salem, Oregon
BREEDER/ORIGIN: Keith K.
SIZE: Stretches 2x
WEIGHT/YIELD: Average to Above Average
FLOWERING TIME: 9 Weeks on the Nose
SATIVA/INDICA RATIO: Severely Indica Dominant; like, 90/10 Indica/Sativa
LINEAGE: – Pineapple Male x PSI (Purple Salem Indica)
FLAVORS/SMELLS: Fuel/Kush, with a Blue Slurpee/Razzberry Background
BAG APPEAL: Super Pretty, Multi Colored Buds Dripping with Resin
ONSET TIME: Instantly
LENGTH OF EFFECTS: 2 Hours
MEDICAL PROPERTIES: Likely a Great Pain Killer, and Certainly an Appetite Booster
Pineapple PSI—Hierarchy Etc.
My dear friend Keith, got the paternal P1 breeder Pineapple seeds from an unknown source. He locally sourced the maternal P1 breeder PSI clone in Salem, OR. I have grown the PSI before, and I have bred with it. The PSI is stunning, and from what I can extrapolate, she is some kind of mutant Purple Kush something-or-another. The Pineapple PSI tastes (and smells) pretty Kush-like, with background notes that are berry-sweet; almost razzberry. The flavors will perk you right up. Check out Kingdom Organic Seeds for PSI hybrids, and more.
I swear her flavors remind me of a Blue Slurpee on the exhale, fairly often. Very close to like a candied razzberry flavor. Uber delicious!
Growing Information
GROWER: Rev
I got two distinct phenotypes out of four female individual Pineapple PSI plants. One leaned more PSI and had a distinctive “Blue Slurpee” flavor and smell, combined with the fuel-like smells and flavors provided by the Kush in her lineage. The other phenotype looked much more Kush-ish, and was a pure fuel/diesel type as far as smells and flavors. If I ran these again, I would not top them, and “lollypop” trim them before flowering for sure. She is super branchy. Easy to grow, and only 9 weeks to finish flowering. A great hybrid.
The Blue Slurpee phenotype is fairly uncommon at 1:3 per female plants, and the Kush/Fuel phenotype is far more common, at 3:1 per female plants. This is based upon my small sampling, and friends’ samplings. All of the phenotypes are straight-up ass kickers of high power.
Smoking Pineapple PSI with Rev
The Pineapple PSI is a hard hitting indica dominant to be sure, super tasty and fast to hit you. A highly “expando” type of smoke and tough to hold in anything but a smaller hit. She isn’t sleepy; I mean, you could sleep on her if you tried, but she doesn’t push you that way. You will get uber hungry, and your eyes will get demon-red. I don’t recommend operating any machinery or doing any important math while under her influences.
I swear her flavors remind me of a Blue Slurpee on the exhale fairly often. Very close to like a candied razzberry flavor. Uber delicious! If you find yourself around Salem, Oregon, USA you might luck out and find this one in seed or clone form, otherwise she’s basically unavailable, sadly. Making her a true MILF. Check out another one of my MILFs right here: Riffraff Thai. See ya back here next week good peeps. L8r G8rs.
- REvski 😊
